What I’ve tested

Luster’s Pink Oil Moisturizer Hair Lotion

Ingredients: 

Deionized Water – Aqua, Mineral Oil – Paraffinum Liquidum, Lanolin , Beeswax – Cera Alba, Petrolatum, Sodium Borate, Panthenol – Provitamin B5, Tocopherol – Vitamin E, Sorbitan Oleate, Ethylhexyl Dimethyl, PABA, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Imidazolidinyl Urea , Fragrance – Parfum , Hexyl Cinnamal , Benzyl Salicylate, Limonene, Benzyl Benzoate, Alpha-Isomethyl Ionone, Linalool, Geraniol, Citronellol, Benzyl Alcohol, Red 33 – CI 17200

WHAT IT PROMISES: Let’s laugh together now. 

Restores vital nutrients

Protects against breakage

Protects against split ends

Great for all hair types

For medium and coarse hair textures

Hydrates natural and color treated hair

Makes the hair easier to comb and provides more styling control for a variety of styles.

HOW TO USE:

Who cares!! Let’s not go any further with this!

VERDICT: DIE!! This doesn’t just get a thumbs down. This gets an angry thumbs down.

This “product” should not be used on human beings. It makes your hair dry, greasy, heavy and tangled all at once. Do I need to go into the buildup it creates? How dare they call it a moisturizer! You’d be better off using lard because lard would make your hair feel better.  Forget about the price because it’s of no importance. I hiss at this bottle. I’ve even forced my father to stay away from it and his hair is now soft and a joy to touch. Hisssssss! Boooo! It even smells bad.